Not your mom. Not your boss. Not the guy at the Genius Bar. NoodBank finds every nude in your library and hides them from your camera roll. Gone from the swipe, but still yours through a private door only you can open. Hand it over. Relax.
All of them. Even the ones you forgot about. On-device AI does the digging, so you never scroll through five years of brunch.
One tap. Gone from your camera roll. Hand your phone to literally anyone. Nothing to find.
Browse, favorite the best, tag them by… whoever. Your private collection, finally sorted, so the good stuff's always a tap away. For whatever you need it for. 😏
No servers. No cloud. No account. We don't even copy them — the app runs on your phone and minds its own business. Put it in airplane mode; it works exactly the same. We couldn't snoop if we tried, and we're not trying. Delete the app and your photos don't even flinch.
The discreet. The collectors. The creators. The "please don't swipe left" crowd. If you've got a nude and a nosy friend, this is for you.
A little. Is it useful? Extremely. Everyone's got a few; nobody had a good place to put them. Now you do.
Correct. There's no server, no cloud, and we never copy your files. It all happens on your device. We made it impossible to peek on purpose.
Because there's no "us" in the loop. The AI that finds your nudes is a model that runs entirely on your phone's chip — Apple's Neural Engine, the same on-device tech that already recognizes faces in your Photos app. Your images are read, scored, and forgotten right there on the device. NoodBank has no servers and makes no internet connection at all, so there's literally nowhere for a photo to go. Don't trust us? Turn off wifi and cellular. It still works. No account, no upload, nothing to leak.
Your photos are completely untouched. NoodBank just points at the ones already in your library; it stores nothing but a few tiny preference files.
An open-source on-device classifier — Falconsai's NSFW image model (Apache-2.0) — converted to Apple's Core ML and run on the Neural Engine. It ships bundled inside the app and runs 100% on your device. No proprietary black box, no calls home. It does one job, on your chip, and that's it.
Both. The iPhone and Mac apps are separate one-time purchases. (Your iPhone unlock covers your iPad too.)
The price of a coffee, once. iPhone & Mac. No subscription, no account, no judgment.